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Broompilot

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This might let the cat out of the bag on how I feel about the above profession. Heard this on TV Friday night.

Whats the difference between a bucket of crap and a lawyer????

The bucket.

They did not use the word crap, I enjoyed and instantly had a flash back of my lawyer who I still cannot stand necessary evil rotten crooked people. They all have a special place when they pass in this world. Since I did not use anyones name am I gona get nailed?
 
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guest

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Here's one I like:

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Loose_Cannon47

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With the number of lawyer jokes floating around, I can see this turning in to a VERRRY LONGGGG thread...be careful, you just might get sued...

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