June Lampoon:: Locations & More

ntimevan

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Don't tell me he is joining another Ontario Dino at dispatchers convention?

"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."
Do you mean the Look At My Shiny Company in Lexington convention. You know the convention where these companies Parade around telling you Why they're Better than the rest . Giving out Free Trinkets , Pens ,Notepads , and other advertising items . Only to inform you ::
1. We are Not Taking on Sprinters at this time because of hiring freeze .
2. Your Van is too Old .
3. Your Semi Tractor or Str-8 truck is too Old.
4. We currently have a waiting list of over 100 drivers looking to fill an opening when 1 opens up.
5. Did i inform you of the Hiring Freeze .

Yep , that one.
Yes , i am planning on Attending. Why ..?
The Free Trinkets ...lol
To Listen to the Sales Pitches , only to inform them that i don't play the fence jumping Carrier to Carrier game .
To see the Next /New Expediting Truck / Van of the Future . Lol
But the Best Reason .. to see a few old friends/drivers (1 company Owner) and meet a few new possible friends/drivers ....



Common Sense doesn't come with Directions
 

BigStickJr

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Don't tell me he is joining another Ontario Dino at dispatchers convention?

"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."
Do you mean the Look At My Shiny Company in Lexington convention. You know the convention where these companies Parade around telling you Why they're Better than the rest . Giving out Free Trinkets , Pens ,Notepads , and other advertising items . Only to inform you ::
1. We are Not Taking on Sprinters at this time because of hiring freeze .
2. Your Van is too Old .
3. Your Semi Tractor or Str-8 truck is too Old.
4. We currently have a waiting list of over 100 drivers looking to fill an opening when 1 opens up.
5. Did i inform you of the Hiring Freeze .

Yep , that one.
Yes , i am planning on Attending. Why ..?
The Free Trinkets ...lol
To Listen to the Sales Pitches , only to inform them that i don't play the fence jumping Carrier to Carrier game .
To see the Next /New Expediting Truck / Van of the Future . Lol
But the Best Reason .. to see a few old friends/drivers (1 company Owner) and meet a few new possible friends/drivers ....




Wouldn’t it just be easier to go on Tinder ?

Common Sense doesn't come with Directions
 

VSprinter

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
A truly ignorant populace...
Celebrating their new-gained freedom to recreational cannabis use, while losing almost all other liberties known to mankind.
Very masterful plan by power elite to dumb down the electorate.


"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."
 

scottm4211

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
A truly ignorant populace...
Celebrating their new-gained freedom to recreational cannabis use, while loosing almost all other liberties known to mankind.
Very masterful plan by power elite to dumb down the electorate.


"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.


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BigStickJr

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
A truly ignorant populace...
Celebrating their new-gained freedom to recreational cannabis use, while losing almost all other liberties known to mankind.
Very masterful plan by power elite to dumb down the electorate.


"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."


We’re next.
 
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scottm4211

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
... Is what begins the downfall of the civilized society...

"Amazing Grace, half-decent rates..."

Right. Enjoy your legal liquor and prescription drugs. Don’t forget to keep those prisons full of hardcore pot smokers. It’s good for business.


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