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Dynamite 1

Moderator
Staff member
Fleet Owner
Darn it, had i got up 30 min. Earlier we would hasbe stopped and checked on you. We just came through springfield on our way towards the sunset. Hope it all gets done quickly and glad you are ok.
 

guido4475

Not a Member
Hung Chow calls into wok and says, 'Hey, I no come wok. Today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok. The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to wok. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon......... You got nice house!

As slow as it is, I am trying my best to be as optimistic as possible, and just find the good things the day has to offer.Being in a bad mood is not going to change the load count or offers, or even the pay.This will all come to pass, and soon we all are going to wish it was slow again for a moment,so we can catch up on things.Hang in there.


 

guido4475

Not a Member
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

>1. U can 't count your hair
> 2. U can 't wash your eyes with soap
> 3. U can 't breathe when your tongue is out
>
> Put your tongue back in fool.
>
> 10 Things I know about you...
>
> 1) U are reading this
> 2) U are human.
> 3) U can 't say the letter ' 'P ' ' without separating your lips
> 4) U just attempted to do it
> 6) U are laughing at yourself
> 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
> 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
> 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
> 10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it




You have received this e-mail because I didnt want to be alone in the Idiot category.



 

jujubeans

OVM Project Manager
Hey idjut...you're in the wrong month...*LOL*


IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

>1. U can 't count your hair
> 2. U can 't wash your eyes with soap
> 3. U can 't breathe when your tongue is out
>
> Put your tongue back in fool.
>
> 10 Things I know about you...
>
> 1) U are reading this
> 2) U are human.
> 3) U can 't say the letter ' 'P ' ' without separating your lips
> 4) U just attempted to do it
> 6) U are laughing at yourself
> 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
> 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
> 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
> 10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it




You have received this e-mail because I didnt want to be alone in the Idiot category.

 
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