Joke sharing time, post yours.

[skyraider]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon , from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second , from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon , from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon , from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon , from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no testicles, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable ."

 

[moose]

3 drunk engineers are sitting @ the bar.
the 1st one, an electric engineer say "god is so wonderful, look how he build the human body, all those electric connectors from the spine to the brain, with all those electric lines just awesome. god must be an electrician "
the 2nd one, an Hydraulic professor disagree and say "your wrong, look at the human body, and all those blood lines, the human hart is the best pump ever to be built and the system is self cleaned, god is a great plumber"
the last one, an Civil engineer have to disagree and say : "you 2 are totally wrong, god is a city planner, only a city planner can run a sewer right through a city main entertainment center"

 

[Ragman]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon , from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second , from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon , from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon , from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon , from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no testicles, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable ."

What's the joke?

 

[Rocketman]

Well....I can tell one that effected me personally. A few years back.....I bought a truck!