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[OntarioVanMan]

A man in Texas looking to join the Tarrant County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson .45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"

 

[chetjester]

God Bless Texas!!!!!

 

[crashcart]

Hayl yeah!

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[Ragman]

A man in Texas looking to join the Tarrant County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson .45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When can you start?"

Better, but louixo still doen't have to worry.

 

[skyraider]

I dont know what to say, u all are just not sensitive to our fellow man, I am appalled, and crushed, and out of suds.

 

[RoadKing06]

Lol

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[jimlookup]

I think I would take the six illegal aliens off the list. They're just trying to get a life. I would replace them with six congressmen. Congress is responsible for the illegal alien problem.

 

[chetjester]

The illegals stay on the list. If you aren't from Texas, you don't understand.

 

[zack100]

Cracked me up !!!!!!!!!

 

[Dakota]

Better, but louixo still doen't have to worry.

Ward, Don't be so hard on the beaver!!!

 

[LisaLouHoo]

The illegals stay on the list. If you aren't from Texas, you don't understand.

Even as far north as Michigan...


"Bruises fade and bones will mend-but a psyche can be ruined FOREVER" : LisaLouHoo, c. 2008

 

[Ragman]

Ward, Don't be so hard on the beaver!!!

This could be construde as vulgar.

 

[Dakota]

This could be construde as vulgar.

yes, if you have a dirty mind

 

[Jack_Berry]

I think I would take the six illegal aliens off the list. They're just trying to get a life. I would replace them with six congressmen. Congress is responsible for the illegal alien problem.

You could just shorten that last sentence to three words.

 

[OntarioVanMan]

You could just shorten that last sentence to three words.

Lost in Space?