I know. Just poking fun.
Anyway, I don't take the amounts that some carriers do, because in the case of a dry run, the deadheading and other hassle was incurred by the driver, so in my book, the driver should get most of the revenue from the dry runs. I've only had two dry runs on loads I had booked for another driver so far. Both were relatively short runs and I was able to get decent money on the dry runs. Based on what people have said that carriers are paying drivers for dry runs, and what I have gotten for dry runs from other carriers, it would seem that they're making a pretty good profit off them. I don't mind getting a few dollars, but I'm not going to keep half of it for myself when the driver is the one who had to incur the costs for nothing.