That comment was really more for Shelly's benefit.Turtle seems to have a working knowledge of gentleman's clubs.
But no, not really. Casinos, gentleman's clubs - I don't do either, for the same reasons. Both promise big things, as long as you as you keep throwing money at them. They might even let you get a little lucky once in a while, just to keep you coming back in the hopes that you'll finally score big. But you never do.
Insurance companies aren't all that different. They promise lots of things, security and peace of mind being the biggest. They're here to help. That's what they do. They're your friend. They want to project security, reassurance, responsibility, for your trust and confidence.
You're in good hands with All State.
Nationwide is on your side.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
But the second you stop stuffing dollars into their g-strings and ask for something in return, they cancel your policy and kick you out, or they raise their rates so that you'll go away and quit bothering them for stuff.