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mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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I don't do blogs.. Cuz well I suck at grammer (yeah I know its grammar, see?) I will indulge you people tho cuz your just truck driving folk anyway. 1'st I am a train wreck, either you will love me or hate me, no gray area here. We all stop or slow for a train wreck cuz, well it has interesting-ness, and peaks our curiosity.

If we are the type A sort, we will knuckle up fixated on what lies straight ahead..
I am not that guy. I have a German Shepard that eats cat turds, and ****es her self when she is confronted with drama.. I have to have a sense of humor, really I do.

Got a cat too, the shelter named him "Mitch" (got ehm both together cuz wife sd a lap dog wasn't a real dog and a real dog had to have a cat friend) They all smiled when Mitch and Mia left, waving and now I know why.. Effing cat LOVES water. Can't leave a toilet seat up cause he likes to bathe.

In short, if you like a train wreck I got this, if you are Brady bunch I got this too, Cept Mike Brady is gay and drops eff bombs. I am your Mike Brady sans the gay stuff..


 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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I have a friend, I will call her Cynthia for fear of her being indicted for my crimes. She is the reason I am here today, office manager wanna be truck driver and for that I am thankful. Perfect???
Naw, she put's the function back in dysfunction. Yeah we are the quintessential yin and yang.
Ms Perfect was an office manager for Secor Enviro when I met her. A small yet huge stack testing outfit somewhere in Franklin, Tn. As a truck driver I was impressed as I had stacks on my truck (we also call then exhausts).. Pass the boring stuff, about her being butt naked in a semi for the first time in her life. We connected.. Well
I decided with her help, that I would come off the road and lease a couple trucks to do some airfreight, we moved in together and commenced to being a team (i married her 8 years later btw). I failed miserably with the whole "air freight thingy" (didn't really fail but I didn't make a million either)..I only grossed 130k with 2 trucks and a driver, so we talked.. As we did she wondered about life on the road, things she had never seen, places never experienced.. Yawn
After researching EO for a week, she got a CDL handbook, and 2 days later showed up with her Class B CDL permit.. Uh Oh..
 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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Wanna add more, but somewhere there is a girl that will make my man toe's look great before we get on our little 5800 person shippy thingy.. Must do this as these 50 YO feet have seen a few miles... Happy New Year People... Feeling good about 2015
Urh ugh yeah the cat...
 
cheri1122

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Blogging is for those who can't take photos like yours. Still, I like the effort - it aint boring, lol.
And kudos to Cyn for being a kite string strong enough to keep you tethered to Earth. :)
 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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cheri1122 said:
Blogging is for those who can't take photos like yours. Still, I like the effort - it aint boring, lol.
And kudos to Cyn for being a kite string strong enough to keep you tethered to Earth. :)
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I have been called an astronaut and a space case..:D
 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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Hello, Day one of our cruise that the Fed never took me on..
I learned today...

I learned today the different areas of a ship. I learned by walking around said ship five times trying to find the buffet.. I like food and forward, aft, port and starboard is not hard to pick up (when your hungry).. This is good stuff to know (this is one big azz boat). Anywho a few from the last few.


 
Ragman

Ragman

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Retired Expediter
mrgoodtude said:
Hello, Day one of our cruise that the Fed never took me on..
I learned today...

I learned today the different areas of a ship. I learned by walking around said ship five times trying to find the buffet.. I like food and forward, aft, port and starboard is not hard to pick up (when your hungry).. This is good stuff to know (this is one big azz boat). Anywho a few from the last few.


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OMG! You've been on the Oasis! I've been on the Freedom twice, Liberty once and the Navigator once. We are now planning our next cruise, hoping it will be on the Oasis or Allure.
 
mrgoodtude

mrgoodtude

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Cynthia turned 60 today... Ain't happy about it, but we have a dinner date tonight and I am sure she will be fine.
Greetings from Jamaica Mon



 
cheri1122

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Happy birthday, Cyn! I hope that you got to "taste the stars", just like the original Dom Perignon, when he first created champagne. :)
 
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