I am p**sed off, literally!!!or maybe litterally!!!

[are12]

Cherri You need to be careful what you say about certain members who like to threaten litigation. Your Potential Legal Defense fund may need some contributions in the future. Count me in as a contributor should the need arise.

Cheri,
You can count me in too!

 

[Tennesseahawk]

Yikes! 100 posts on relieving oneself? Scuze me while I water the tires.

 

[Jefferson3000]

Gotta agree with Turtle: if you don't read the posts, you may be adding a comment that's already been made. and made again. And then, again. And yet, again. Nothing spells boring like repetition, and almost nothing kills a website or thread faster than boring.
Since ATeam doesn't read my posts, would someone kindly inform him that I have removed his name from my list of potential donors for my potential Legal Defense Fund? (Note: I have no reason to think I may ever need a defense fund, but I read the papers, and the propensity of some folks to sue, on the flimsiest of pretexts, or the misjudgement of a Customs officer, who doesn't recognize humor when it smacks him upside the head, is scary! )

Aw, c'mom Cheri. Phil did make a funny about getting the tumor under his arm checked out after delivering some HazMat.

 

[davekc]

I see the makings of a new business opportunity.

The EO Post Defense Fund.

"Businessman first, driver second"

Donations held in the strictest of confidence

 

[x06col]

Aw cummon folks, give the Senior Field Editer a break. yer pile'in on. Tis thred started as pretty much bs, but, has morfed to sumpin kinda entertaining. Hell, we might all need that fund fore it's finished.

 

[RLENT]

Ken,

This is the first (and hopefully, the only) time I have ever experienced expelling a portion of a Cotto Salami sandwich I was eating out of my nose ....

 

[x06col]

BTW, if da fedders gets fluffled to much, i'd hang out the olive branch and offer a nuther "tour" of the ol'e Farmall. Might make ya feel betta.

 

[cheri1122]

Aw, c'mom Cheri. Phil did make a funny about getting the tumor under his arm checked out after delivering some HazMat.

The reference to a lack of humor was meant for the Customs officers, checking laptops for pornography - if they don't recognize a photo like the one above as funny, it could cause trouble, ya know?
Phil made a comment once that cracked me up, something about waving to an official, with just one finger, I think it was - I'm fuzzy on the details, but it was pretty funny.

 

[cheri1122]

Ken,

This is the first (and hopefully, the only) time I have ever experienced expelling a portion of a Cotto Salami sandwich I was eating out of my nose ....

My advice, then, would be to have neither food nor beverage in transition, when reading a post by Moot - the carbonated beverages burn like the dickens, coming out your nose!

 

[Moot]

It is easy to explain, RichM. I seldom read her posts. When I see her name, I skip to the next.

I'm with you on this one Ateam. When ever I see a post by a known female I skip over it. They have their own forum and if they have something to say that is worth reading I will find it there. At least you have the good sense to keep your wife from posting here. Unlike some other husband/wife teams.

And for you van owners; I know who you are and I don't read your posts either. Bunch of know-nothing, know-it-alls.

 

[Tennesseahawk]

That was good stuff, Moot. So funny I had to pee! Since I'm at home, I went out and wet the minivan's tires. Old habits are hard to break, ya know.

 

[Randy_Bear]

Well, in this case, I guess it IS better to be "p**sed off" than "p**sed on"!! Seriously though, I was walking between trucks in a parking lot in Kentucky and saw a grocery bag. I looked closer at it and it was human CRAP! That was the most disgusting I have seen yet!

 

[Nuke]

why am i so pure? i always take my bottle into the bathroom and empty it and rinse it.
__________________
jack berry
BOLT EXPRESS
frtshkr 3328

And just where do you rinse that bottle? Hopefully not where some people scrub that one tooth left in their head.

на-на-на...