How to make a woman happy

louixo

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other women

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
 

LDB

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Never forget another three words she wants to hear.. "Whatever you say."

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whitewolf53

Expert Expediter
I like # 15 on your list
And i wholeheartedly agree with Rich M
Don't ever ask a lady if SHE IS GAINING WEIGHT

Mike
Whitewolf 53

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highway star

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
The visual quality of Man item #1 will have a direct effect on the tolerance of the quality of Man item #2.
 

Pappy

Expert Expediter
Man starts by saying "I DO". In essence, what he ends up hearing in return is "YOU ##### RIGHT YOU DO"!:p :p :p
Pappy
35 years OTR T/T and happily married by the way! :p :p :p
 

Packmule

Expert Expediter
I've come to the conclusion that the problem is wedding cake.
There is some ingredient in it that makes a man forgetfull, so forgetfull he leaves his ba**s in his wedding tux pants.
I know it affects women differently...they never FORGET!!!

Dan
 
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