mxzane933
Seasoned Expediter
so im in walmart just being bored looking at a bed for my sleeper and just some od end stuff just killing time and blow a few bucks and im goin inside back out to the van i got some mesurments and back in to measure the camping beds and then im looking at the camping supplys and i found a mechete for 5 bucks with a belt holster good deal so cheap why not so im carrying it for ever and keep looking around lookin at guns then i was looking at different heaters and about 45 mintues go buy and im tired of carrying this long mechete so i wedge it iin the side of my pants and was sticking out like 7 inches outside of my t shirt clearly visable so im walking around some more holding a heater then looking at flat screens after 30 more minutes and all a sudden 4 cops come around a corner FREEEEZE i was like wtffffffff took me to the back room and started questioning me i told them never have stolen anything in my life or been in trouble for anything like that ever just some speeding tickets here and there and they run my name etc searched me and the douche bag geek of a kid working the items loss prevention said he saw me go in and out of the store prob taking stuff to my vehicle and saw me put the mechete in my pants and i told the cops that i do not ever concent to vehicle searches but i will give you concent to go search my van right now and will not find anything stolen in there. then they questiond me while we were outside about a pair of jeans i had in there that i bought from a store in the mall a expensive pair of jeans and had tags on them hadent even worn them and they were like looks like you tried gettin away with these jeans i was like ****cifer those jeans are worth more than 10 pairs of the jeans in there. nice try . then they lookd at my tape measure i had on me i was measuring the cots with and it has rust on it and i was like yea walmart needs to start checking ther merchandise its alittle rusty. he didnt think that was funny and after ten more minutes they were like well guess we dont see anything but you concealed merchandice and i got wrote a summons for shoplifting .... yayyy talke about trying to keep your composure .... after i got the summons i proceeded to walk back inside and buy the mechete and heater i was trying to get to begin with.... freaking pig goon scum bags karma will get them and get them oood oh and haha the bulk head thats were they thought i was storing drugs i would transport... shesh whata night.