honest officer, I really can see the road

LDB · Jan 13, 2006

I'm at the Pilot in Lebanon, TN. There is a van here and the dash has so much crap on it that about 1/3 of the windshield is blocked. I can just hear the guy. "Officer, I'm from Queens and I really can see. I've practiced at home. In my building if I lean over the fire escape rail, tilt my head 53 degrees and then turn it 37 degrees I get a great view of the sanitation plant. I just do my head the same way and I can see the stripe on the road through that opening between the wadded up Arby's bag and the Pringles can."

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Panzer · Jan 13, 2006

I don't understand how anyone can drive like that. I hate even having a postit note on my dash or anything else which reflects on the windshield!

highway star · Jan 14, 2006

Don't quit your day job yet, but you can be pretty funny at times. I HATE junk on my dash. I had my Sirius in the middle of the dash and I had to move it after a couple of days.

cheri1122 · Jan 14, 2006

My frequent in-a-big-hurry mode was wreaking havoc with my neatfreak personality, till I put a little plastic basket on the dash. Now I can just throw stuff in there when I'm in a hurry to roll, & my neat personality is happy that it's contained, at least. Of course, you have to clear it out when it gets full, not just get a bigger basket, lol ;-)

bryan · Jan 16, 2006

HI
This is going to sound a little off the wall, but never put a can of Pringles on your dash.They have been known to ignite in sunlight.The windshield acts like a magnifying glass.Just a bit of worthless trivia.