I'll never look at Buttered Toast Jesus the same way again.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Holy S***!"
Should make you think twice the next time you scoop it up, put in it a plastic bag, and send it the landfill.
It's not a coincidence that "dog" spelled backwards is... well, you know.
Look at your watch. You've been staring at a dog's butt for how long now?