Hideous Cargo Van

LDB

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Once in an ultra rare, blue moon, almost never seen, totally unexpected and totally surprising to everyone while I flip the switch on the self control Jake Brake, just to see if it still works.

Fixed it for ya
 

Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Thanks Leo! I'm working on the new Moot for 2013. So far I'm off to a pretty good start. (insert long string of smiley faces here"
 

xiggi

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
A kinder gentler moose... anyone wanna start a pool.

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highway star

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
An open letter to Mootologists worldwide from the Royal Council:

Greetings disciples... Ban the Van.
The Council would like to let the Mootology community know that it's aware of Moot's current state. We are urging disciples to remain calm and to continue their mantra chants as they normally would. The council will be monitoring the situation, but at this time we feel there's no need to panic. We just think he may be experiencing a slight chemical imbalance. He's just, you know, in a funk.

Ban the Van

Peace, out...
 

RoadTime

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
When I first read the heading "Hideous Cargo Van", I first thought of this great find from craigslist :rolleyes:
funny cargo van.jpg
 

davekc

Senior Moderator
Staff member
Fleet Owner
If one signs on maybe they get a free ice cream bar? Hard to tell now a days. Did hear from a driver that there is a company that is going truck to truck in the Detroit area trying to sign on trucks. Said he was the vice president.
Almost seemed a little desperate.
 
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paullud

Veteran Expediter
If one signs on maybe they get a free ice cream bar? Hard to tell now a days. Did hear from a driver that there is a company that is going truck to truck in the Detroit area trying to sign on trucks. Said he was the vice president.
Almost seemed a little desperate.

I bet they only had to follow the VP down a dark, secluded alley to the office for a big sign on bonus.

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Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
An open letter to Mootologists worldwide from the Royal Council:

Greetings disciples... Ban the Van.
The Council would like to let the Mootology community know that it's aware of Moot's current state. We are urging disciples to remain calm and to continue their mantra chants as they normally would. The council will be monitoring the situation, but at this time we feel there's no need to panic. We just think he may be experiencing a slight chemical imbalance. He's just, you know, in a funk.

Ban the Van

Peace, out...
MerryMootLogoNew.jpg
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
An open letter to Mootologists worldwide from the Royal Council:

Greetings disciples... Ban the Van.
The Council would like to let the Mootology community know that it's aware of Moot's current state. We are urging disciples to remain calm and to continue their mantra chants as they normally would. The council will be monitoring the situation, but at this time we feel there's no need to panic. We just think he may be experiencing a slight chemical imbalance. He's just, you know, in a funk.

Ban the Van

Peace, out...

It's chinchilla withdrawal - he just hasn't been the same since he gave them up.
I think his head got too cold without them.
:eek:
 

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cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
That's my son in law, with Sasha [the fierce!] on his head. He says you are an inspiration, and a lifesaver for people with cold heads everywhere.
I say: next time, take the photo and share - let the hoots of laughter fall where they may. ;)
 

paullud

Veteran Expediter
Don't be making fun of my van.It'll get more looks than yours. hehehehe

Do you pick up a lot of chicks with it? By pick up obviously I mean knock them out with a chloroform rag and push them in.

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zorry

Veteran Expediter
Never try to pick up dates in a laundromat.
Any broad that can't afford a washer and drier will never be able to support you.
 

blizzard2014

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Man--- I've been going to the wrong laundromat. I never see babes like that around the places I've been.

Just age them about 30 years, remove a copule sets of teeth, and add a couple hundred pounds to them and that will be a more realistic picture of women at the laundromat!
 
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