Hey "y'all" it's October

Windsor · Oct 31, 2014

scottm4211 said:
What'd you order that day?

Everything!

scottm4211 · Oct 31, 2014

Dynamite 1 said:
He looks like Rick from Pawn Stars !!!!

"You gonna pawn that sausage, or eat it?".

Dynamite 1 · Oct 31, 2014

scottm4211 said:
"You gonna pawn that sausage, or eat it?".

Oh ok, you said pawn not palm !!! LOL

Wolfeman68 · Oct 31, 2014

I'm too young to be reading this.

jelliott · Oct 31, 2014

Wolfeman68 said:
I'm too young to be reading this.

That statement is scary in itself. Bahahaha.

Wolfeman68 · Oct 31, 2014

jelliott said:
That statement is scary in itself. Bahahaha.

Sounded good when I wrote it.....

RoadTime · Oct 31, 2014

.....Boo!

jelliott · Oct 31, 2014

Stay safe and watch out for the little ones tonight!

Turtle · Oct 31, 2014

Windsor said:
Because people up north don't like spending the whole day in the bathroom.

"If you've never been to a Waffle House.....just imagine a gas station bathroom... that sells waffles."

scottm4211 · Oct 31, 2014

Turtle said:
"If you've never been to a Waffle House.....just imagine a gas station bathroom... that sells waffles."

Coffee tasted like dishwater. Bleech

Dynamite 1 · Oct 31, 2014

We call it Waffle ****house !!!!

divadriver01 · Oct 31, 2014

Oh Dispatch, Please don't make us stay in Fort Worth this weekend. I can't tell you how many older white haired guys with beards wearing camo and baseball caps I have seen. :what: There are 3 races here this weekend followed by some NASCAR Concert.

I know this probably described half of the Load 1 drivers. I love you all but I can't handle you all in one place. :sly:

guido4475 · Oct 31, 2014

Sounds like you have an action filled weekend ahead of you....lol....enjoy!!!!!...lol..

Windsor · Oct 31, 2014

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westmicher · Oct 31, 2014

Windsor said:
Dodge promasters are the best vans and they get like 50mpg. Maybe that will get the ball rolling!

FINALLY! Somebody is getting better mileage than I am!!!

Windsor · Oct 31, 2014

westmicher said:
FINALLY! Somebody is getting better mileage than I am!!!

Better than you? That's not possible, you get better mpg than dodge does with an empty low roof promasters driving only down hill.

OntarioVanMan · Oct 31, 2014

A John quote......

westmicher · Nov 1, 2014

Windsor said:
Better than you? That's not possible, you get better mpg than dodge does with an empty low roof promasters driving only down hill.

It's not my fault they drive them like UPS drivers... SLOW DOWN! Save fuel, save your truck, and be safer!!!

Just talked to a driver that wants to drive one of my trucks...

"Can you drive slower than 70 on the freeway?"

Why would I ever drive less than the speed limit?"

"You should probably stay where you are."

"Why"

"Because you drive like you don't pay the fuel or repair bills."

"I wouldn't ever sign a contract that has me paying the fuel."

"I understand."

divadriver01 · Nov 1, 2014

westmicher said:
It's not my fault they drive them like UPS drivers... SLOW DOWN! Save fuel, save your truck, and be safer!!!

Just talked to a driver that wants to drive one of my trucks...

"Can you drive slower than 70 on the freeway?"

Why would I ever drive less than the speed limit?"

"You should probably stay where you are."

"Why"

"Because you drive like you don't pay the fuel or repair bills."

"I wouldn't ever sign a contract that has me paying the fuel."

"I understand."

That's the difference between a business minded O/O and someone who is just a driver.

Windsor · Nov 1, 2014

divadriver01 said:
That's the difference between a business minded O/O and someone who is just a driver.

I usually drive a mile or two mph under the speed limit. If you drive to fast then your wasting fuel and if you drive to slow then your constantly obstructing the normal flow of traffic.