jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
We've got 4 bird feeders and 3 birdbaths and there are about fifty little birds chowing down.. Sitting out on the deck cuz it's supposed to get up to 75 today and it's really nice!
Maybe I'll make an apple cake today since I canned 8 quarts of apples! Lovely autumn day...
Maybe I'll make an apple cake today since I canned 8 quarts of apples! Lovely autumn day...
guido4475
Not a Member
You took the words right out of my mouth!!funny ****aki mushrooms right there.
Okay, here's the deal.....
I was told not to share this with anyone, but I feel it is necessary in order for you all to get the full understanding as to what I have been through lately. This may help.
Monday I do a tiny run. I always say the smaller the load, the bigger the pain in the *** it ends up being. This one was no exception, believe me. Ray was even laughing at me on the phone, as I was going off on anyone who would listen..What was his words???..Oh yea, "Looks like you're going to earn you're pay on this one, Buddy!!"....It was paying 5 bucks a mile. 50 mile loaded. Not bad. Even the Louisville cop couldn't help me, and he told me that point blank. I knew I was ****ed.
Anyway.
I get done with the load, and decide to go to Memphis, Ind Pilot and batten the hatches down for the incoming storm.All snuggled in my man cave, on the computer, I know I need to sleep, but am wide awake, as it is raining in buckets, coming down in poodles and dobermans.....it was ugly. Van was rocking for no reason other than the wind. I felt like I was on the S.S. Minnow. Finally, at or around 3 am, I decide to try and sleep.....As I lay down to bed, which has a wood shelf above part of it, that is below the side window, I am greeted by a wet bed. A soaking bed. Wet buttcheeks. I lay there, m uttering to m yself, "There is no ****ing way this is happening.."...I investigate and find the source...I lay a towel on the shelf to catch the water, and throw another on the bed to prevent further soaking of my butt cheeks...now, I am watching a movie, trying to go to sleep, when, as time goes on, I get the sensation of a wet crotch. Drip. Drip. Drip....right on. Dead nuts on. I am fighting 2 separate feelings here, one of anger, and one of arousal....
So, in light of all of this, can you now see I am the way I am?......lol....
guido4475
Not a Member
It does help to be a little crazy in this business!
A little? That man is certifiable.
guido4475
Not a Member
And, What in tarnation, does any of this have to do with expediting? Load One?...WTF????.....lol...
I'll sleep so much better knowing you're apples are canned.
What are you going to do next, go outside and stomp some grapes?.....lmao....
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Only yours m'dear! Lol
guido4475
Not a Member
We should be careful here. Ken may get jealous. lol....
ebsprintin
Veteran Expediter
Well someone does not follow out facebook page, lol. That is the new HQ for a charity called enchanted makeovers. The got the home and Home Depot, Masco, Load One and a few other companies helped for the renovation to an office. The trailer use for the building supplies was part of our support. More pics and info on the company facebook page.
divadriver01
Expert Expediter
Guido, you are actually cracking me up today. I LIKE THIS GUY! Does he have a name? LMAO!!!!!
guido4475
Not a Member
I was wondering about that a few weeks ago. Glad I wasn't the first to ask.....lol.....Another fine example of the never-ending generosity of a fine locally-owned company showing it's never-ending support for it's community in which it is based in.(how's that for cheerleading?...lol)
ebsprintin
Veteran Expediter
ive been driving too much for facebook time. --eb
guido4475
Not a Member
Yes he does. A blither -er.....lol...
Wow Really? Some of the best post in here are non-expediting related. I like to hear that we have lives out side of this crazy business and what's going on. I guess I'll have to rethink what I post
jujubeans
OVM Project Manager
Wow Really? Some of the best post in here are non-expediting related. I like to hear that we have lives out side of this crazy business and what's going on. I guess I'll have to rethink what I post
He's just mad cuz I don't post about my cats anymore! Lol