you want to satay awake,ok I gurantee this will keep you up for days,you wont be able to fall asleep,even when you want too.
1st off,stop at the Pilot truck stop,get the biggest bag of potato chips you can find.
next step go back to your truck,get in and start it,now leave the truck stop,this is very important.
get back onto the highway,now here what you do
Take that bag of potato chips and crush them,mangle them,make them in to powder.
unbuton your pants,and now pour those crumbled up potato chips into your shorts.
happy motoring