After looking at the pictures of the swollen rivers and creeks in last week’s Nations Center News,
Reverend Lars was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Ole was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: “The End is Near! Turn Around Now Before It's Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...
Pastor Ole turns to Reverend Lars and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?”
#2....
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”
Reverend Lars was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Ole was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: “The End is Near! Turn Around Now Before It's Too Late!”
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...
Pastor Ole turns to Reverend Lars and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out'?”
#2....
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”
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