giving drivers a bad name

skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
Fort Wayne Truck Stop- Sitting in the old Bull Pen facing the building. A T/T pulls off the fuel island, blocks my exit. Steps out on his steps, pulls it out and starts to pee. Less than 65 feet from the building, and less than 25 feet from me. So, I get on the CB and was talking about how this dirtting pig was pee'in, and if any women wanted to see a very small.....well, he pack that little thing up and pulled off very fast.

Hahaha!
Reminds me of the perfect response to 'flashers': "Hey - that looks just like a penis, in miniature!"

lmaorofloor
 

Tennesseahawk

Veteran Expediter
Drivers will continue to do what drivers have always done. They're just not necessarily used to having women watch them do it.

Just other guys who act like undomesticated animals in public places, huh? Blaming it on women is the lamest excuse ever for inexcusable behavior.

Women are usually the ones bringing it up. And no, my lame excuse was that truckers are truckers, and WIMMIN won't change them.
 

gospelriders

Seasoned Expediter
I just yelled at a trucker who threw his out the window next to me-had to go around the other side to get in-he gave me the 'deer in head lite look'--and to think they actually go out in public. wonder if one were to throw-trash-pee on their property what they would have to say. poor upbring, stupidity, or I don't care. They do make DEPENDS..summer coming and the lots will not be smelling of roses.


say no to the flow throw:cool:
 

purgoose10

Veteran Expediter
This is discusting but I witnessed a muslim driver (anyway he had a rag on his head) pull up to the dumbster at the J in Indy and throw 5 ful jugs of stuff into the dumpster. That's also the reason many Wal Mart have stopped drivers from staying in their parking lots. It would also be nice if the truckstops washed their parking lots off once a year to relieve the smell.
But you know the old story that most people say you can get anyone and everything trained to turn a wheel.:mad:
 

Brisco

Expert Expediter
....or what about just happened now at my store!!!

T/T pulled up next to my building. My front door faces North....Have a glass front facade that wraps around building onto the West Side of the Building. About 80 feet down the West side of my building is my single Overhead door into my warehouse. Passenger side of truck facing my building - office window. I don't see driver get out of truck, just truck pulling up. Sitting here on phone and I hear a couple of loud knocks on the overhead door. Door is not Marked "Receiving", I only have a sign on door that Says "No Parking - Thank You - ******* Office Furniture". (sign put up because Body Shop next door kept parking their cars in front of my door) I am expecting NOTHING, especially anything that takes an 18 wheeler to deliver. So, I ignore knocks.

Couple of minutes go by...I am off phone, and someone starts KICKING the Crap out of that door. I get up, storm through showroom, down hallway, into warehouse and pull that door up quickly. No One is there!!! Body Shop guys laughing and said Driver is NOW walking around building to the front. I shut door and start down Hallway, Driver coming down Hallway from showroom. I immediately lay into him "WTF you doing kickin my door - Does my GD Door say "Receiving?????", just totally ****ed...... Driver then tells me that he'll take my sheee-itttt back to where he got it from.....It didn't matter to him. I then say "WTF is it you have for me???" He says it's 4 pallets from some Ingredient Company.....I say "Send the Sheee-itttt back and don't ever step foot on my property again...and I'm calling the company to make sure NEVER deliver my orders, or anybody else's orders again. He goes out front door, gets in trucks and takes off.

Funny thing to this whole story is that the "Ingredient Guy"(George) is 4 Suites down. But, that driver Knocking and then KICKING my overhead door instead of gettin' off his Butt and walking 100-150 feet to make sure he was at the right location just ticked me off so bad that it might be worth having George ticked at me in a couple of days when he's wondering why his order hasn't come in yet.

OK, that was my Rant about drivers making other drivers look bad. Ya'll can get back to your "Pee" talk now. :)
 
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CharlesD

Expert Expediter
The whole time I spent on the road, most of that time in a Sprinter and a few months in a straight, I never once used a bottle. There were times I pulled into a rest area or a fast food joint with my eyes floating, but I just never could bring myself to do it. I once pulled off on US 59 somewhere north of Laredo and peed in the ditch, and the funny thing is that the whole time I was standing there, not one vehicle passed going either direction.
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
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Don't wanna change them - just expect them to be potty trained in public places, is all.
We taught them that when they were 2 or 3 years old, you know - we shouldn't need to teach them again.

WE? I though you raised daughters? I raised sons. Don't think there is a "WEE" in this! :D
 

Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
The older I get, and the larger my prostate gets, the more I use a pee bottle.
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
The older I get, and the larger my prostate gets, the more I use a pee bottle.


Standard fare for the male. I started seeing that about age 50. It is worse at 61. Can't wait to see what 70 is going to be like! Might need a hose that runs out the floor boards. :p
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
I thought you guy like to shoot at bottles and stuff. lol


DUCKS! Diver ducks! Except for me. My "nick name" on the "River" is "Decoyslayer"!! It is WELL earned and recorded on DVD for history to see!

While filming the "Gander Mountain" TV show,"We Live Outdoors", a pair of "bufflehead drakes" came into the blocks. Buffies tend to hug the water and "Juke" fast and often. I was not watching the decoys and shot just as they "juked" into a decoy. I shot, the head of the decoy took a direct hit. I took a serious ribbing when I got back into the "Mother boat". That is on film as well.

My wife had a "special" layout ball cap made for me, with "Decoyslayer" on the front!
 

pelicn

Veteran Expediter
We are sitting in a turnpike service plaza near where the cars park. This mini van whips in...out the side door jumps this little guy about 3-4 yrs old, down went the pants, just before the stream started flowing...and the smile on his face was priceless! He had to go! LOL
 
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