A newlywed couple (just two weeks). The husband, very much in love, still couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So,he says, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"To the bar and have a beer, pretty face."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the refrigerator
door revealing 25 different kinds of beer, from 12 countries: Germany, Holland,Japan,India, Etc.
The husband being a fast thinker said, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar they have frosted glasses."
Before he could finish the sentence wifey interrupted him saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
Looking a bit pale the husband said, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I'll be right back, promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
15 different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey, at the bar with the boys, you know, there's swearing, locker room talk and all that."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie? THEN LISTEN UP S--T FOR BRAINS! DRINK YOUR F---ING BEER IN YOUR F---ING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER----ING SNACKS, OR THE ONLY P--SY YOU´RE EVER GOING TO SEE WILL HAVE FOUR LEGS AND SAY MEOW!
YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A--HOLE?"
....and, they lived happily ever after.
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"To the bar and have a beer, pretty face."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the refrigerator
door revealing 25 different kinds of beer, from 12 countries: Germany, Holland,Japan,India, Etc.
The husband being a fast thinker said, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar they have frosted glasses."
Before he could finish the sentence wifey interrupted him saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
Looking a bit pale the husband said, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I'll be right back, promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
15 different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey, at the bar with the boys, you know, there's swearing, locker room talk and all that."
"You want dirty words, cutie pie? THEN LISTEN UP S--T FOR BRAINS! DRINK YOUR F---ING BEER IN YOUR F---ING FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER----ING SNACKS, OR THE ONLY P--SY YOU´RE EVER GOING TO SEE WILL HAVE FOUR LEGS AND SAY MEOW!
YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A--HOLE?"
....and, they lived happily ever after.