With thanks to KiniLiu, who sent them to me, here are a few of my favorite giggles:
My grandson & I entered the vacation cabin with the lights off, to keep from attracting pesky insects inside. Still, a few fireflies came in with us. Noticing them before I did, he said "It's no use, Grandpa, they're coming after us with flashlights!"
My grandson asked how old I was, & I playfully answered "I'm not sure." He advised me "Look in your underwear, mine say I'm 4-6"
A nursery school teacher was delivering a carload of kindergartners to their homes when a fire truck, with a Dalmation in the front seat, zoomed by. The children began speculating on the dog's job: The first child said the dog is to keep the crowds back. The next child thought the dog is just to bring the firefighters luck. The third child settled it : "The dog" she said firmly, "is to find the hydrant!"
My grandson & I entered the vacation cabin with the lights off, to keep from attracting pesky insects inside. Still, a few fireflies came in with us. Noticing them before I did, he said "It's no use, Grandpa, they're coming after us with flashlights!"
My grandson asked how old I was, & I playfully answered "I'm not sure." He advised me "Look in your underwear, mine say I'm 4-6"
A nursery school teacher was delivering a carload of kindergartners to their homes when a fire truck, with a Dalmation in the front seat, zoomed by. The children began speculating on the dog's job: The first child said the dog is to keep the crowds back. The next child thought the dog is just to bring the firefighters luck. The third child settled it : "The dog" she said firmly, "is to find the hydrant!"
