SOooo. ...
In a far far away land, there was a this gorgeous Lady.
she had the most beautiful garden village wide.
one year the tomato's did not turned red.
the lady tried everything she know, but the tomato's stayed green.
one afternoon at the Pub, the lady swallowed her pride, approached the next door farmer, and asked him, how he get his tomato's go red and full each year.
the old farmer scratched his head, took a long drink off his beer, and answers .
well, if you did everything right, like i know you did, and the tomato's won't go red... well my Lady, it happens to me once, back in the days. i followed a friend advice, and had the best tomato's that year.
when the moon goes hiding behind the clouds, walk around the garden naked, for a full 2 hours. the tomato's will blush, and turn red overnight.
a week later the old farmer met the Lady in church, and asked her if the trick worked.
well, replied the Lady, the tomato's are still green, but i now have the best Cucumbers ...