Fla Man Shoots Girlfriend - Thought She Was A Hog

[Pilgrim]

You just can't make this stuff up:

Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her

By Katie Kindelan
ABC News Blogs – Tue, Apr 24, 2012

Life at home for one Florida man got a lot more complicated when he accidentally shot his girlfriend in both legs thinking she was a hog.Flagler County Sheriff's deputies say 52-year-old Steven Egan was hog hunting Saturday night with girlfriend Lisa Simmons at a hunting camp off a rural county road in Flagler, in the northern part of the state...

Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend for a Hog, Shoots Her | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo! News

I guess the lesson to be learned here is that stupid people should never be allowed to hunt with ugly people.

 

[cheri1122]

Or: when hunting with stupid people, one should insist on using an actual restroom, as opposed to the nearby flora.

 

[layoutshooter]

The best bet is to not hang around stupid people no matter what they are doing. Stupid people are stupid all of the time. Careless people are careless all of the time. The activity they are involved in does not matter.