Expediter Man Law

highway star · Jan 21, 2007

What kind of rules can we come up with to govern ourselves? We don't need to take the "Man" part too seriously Ladies, feel free to join in.
I'll start off with the first one.

1. Thou shalt not whine like a 3 year old to dispatch every 10 minutes in the middle of January.

RichM · Jan 21, 2007

#2 Thou shall not brag about revenue, your truck and how your engine never cools down.

Lawrence · Jan 21, 2007

Seek ye first a good load and the rest shall be added unto thee.

Lawrence,
Expediters Online.com

Music soothes the savage beast - unless it's polka.

Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car

You can build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day or you can set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfuseen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights

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Moot · Jan 21, 2007

3. Thou shall not rip ye fellow expediters except when necessary or as warranted. (Rule number 2 superceedes rule number 3)

louixo · Jan 21, 2007

Thou shalt do no good, and therefore suffer no ingratitude from thy fellow man (or woman).

cheri1122 · Jan 21, 2007

Thou shalt always keep in mind: the logo on another's truck doesn't say "Friend" or "Enemy" - we are all in this together.

TJ959 · Jan 22, 2007

Thou shalt not graze overly long at the buffet.

louixo · Jan 22, 2007

Thou shalt practice good personal hygiene on a daily basis, and not forget to use deodorant, toothpaste, and how to scrape thy face, or trim thy locks.

Dreamer · Jan 22, 2007

Thou shalt remember not to laugh too loud when your mother in law complains about her long 2 hr trip.....

Dreamer
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TeamCaffee · Jan 22, 2007

Thou shall stay positive and make the best out of every day. Thou shall treat others including dispatchers and you would like to be treated.

Packmule · Jan 22, 2007

Thou shalt let thy mother N law out of Cargo box every hour, not every 2 hours!!!
elst they Will complain...

herronryan · Feb 6, 2007

thou shalt havest thy manifest cleared before ye attempteth to passeth through customs or else ye shall be quarenteened for much time

Rollo · Feb 9, 2007

10) Thou shalt keep these commandments and honor thy company, it's duspatchers and it's customers.

Rollo

louixo · Feb 10, 2007

Thou shalt not falsify thy log book,nor fudge thy bill of lading, and above all thou shalt not get caught!

louixo · Feb 10, 2007

Thou shalt not utter four letter words when mentioning Canada, New york city, or thy dispatcher, and thou shalt not mutter obcenities under thy breath when asked to abide thy time in the outside corridor interminably, when remitting thy documents to thy appointed customs broker, and or border official. Seek ye to smile on all things funky even in zero degree weather when asked to saunter back to thy vehicle to obtain thy missing paperwork.

Packmule · Feb 10, 2007

Wait a minute !!!! Isn't this pushing the laws just a little too far? Let's be reasonable here, no one can abide by all those laws, we are only human you know!

Dan