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EnglishLady

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
Not, we will all earn $10,000 a week, or win the lottery and not to have to pay any tax dreams LOL :p

Dreams and Nightmares .... some can be spooky , some can make you feel at peace .... but they are all usually really dis-jointed.

Do you have a cloud that follows you in a dream?

Do you dream that you are asleep?

So what does it all really mean?

Dream Moods A-Z Dream Dictionary
 
layoutshooter

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
If I were to post my TRUE dreams on here I would be ridiculed without mercy. SO, I will sing my nightmares! NO intent to slam the OP! :p

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
May an elephant caress you with it's toes!
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!"

"One fine day as I was walking down the street
Passed a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
And I heard him say as I made my retreat"

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with it's toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!"

So there. :p
 
EnglishLady

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
layoutshooter said:
If I were to post my TRUE dreams on here I would be ridiculed without mercy. SO, I will sing my nightmares! NO intent to slam the OP! :p

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!
May an elephant caress you with it's toes!
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!"

"One fine day as I was walking down the street
Passed a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
And I heard him say as I made my retreat"

"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with it's toes
May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose!"

So there.
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:eek:

Joe, please attend my office at your earliest convenience.

:p

I put the link on so you could look up your own dream without sharing if you didn't want to LOL :p
 
layoutshooter

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
"Trailers for sale or rent,
rooms to let fifty cents,
No phone, no pool no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes,

Ah, but, two hours of pushin brooms,
buys an eight by twelve four bit room

I'm a man of means by no means,

King of the road!"

(almost forgot the punctuation)
 
Ragman

Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
layoutshooter said:
"Trailers for sale or rent,
rooms to let fifty cents,
No phone, no pool no pets,
I ain't got no cigarettes,

Ah, but, two hours of pushin brooms,
buys an eight by twelve four bit room

I'm a man of means by no means,

King of the road!"

(almost forgot the punctuation)
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Don't give up your day job.
:p
 
layoutshooter

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
sung to the tune of "Da Camp Town Races"

"OH, There, Is a booger in your ear"

DOO DA, DOO DA,

"Flush it out with a can of beer"

OH, Da DO DA day!

SO

Stick it in your EAR and drink a can of beer!

Spin around and spin around then get the hell out of here!":


(That's the REAL words)
 
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