You may not catch hell but anyone following that suggestion sure might .I may catch hell for this, but there are those dot physical forms/medical cards, long form from jj keller in the truckstops for $3.50.
There's also PDMD [professional drivers' medical doctor] clinics - not sure of any locations other than the Atlanta Petro, though.
If you happen by the Ontario California TA there is a clinic in front that does DOT physicals. Cost is 65.00. My husband and I both had ours done there in June.