Dogs

Moot · Mar 22, 2006

How do you seperate a Bulldog from a Great Dane?

Tennesseahawk · Mar 22, 2006

a crowbar

terryandrene · Mar 22, 2006

Wait for the viagra to wear off and move your pills out of reach of the dogs.

Streakn1 · Mar 22, 2006

To properly seperate a Bulldog from a Great Dane:
1.Jack up the Great Dane.
2.Release the jaws on the Bulldog from around the kingpin.
3.Carefully slide out from under the Dane so as not to damage its
kingpin.
4.Seperation is now complete,bar any problems.

I might note here a good quality lubricant helps in this process.

RichM · Mar 22, 2006

Now there is a DRIVER

Packmule · Mar 22, 2006

I still like Terry's answer better!!

I was thinking"Wait til they finish, they will seperate themselves."
Sometimes you loose the trucker mentality and need someone like Streakin to set you stright.

Keep your dog on a leash,
Dan

highway star · Mar 23, 2006

Now that I share my home time with an English Bulldog, I can't help but chuckle when I see a picture of a "mean" Bulldog on a truck. This dog is about as big a wuss as you'll find. If someone came in to rob the place, Bob would just hope that the guy would play with him for a minute. He drools, he's flatchulant, he smells bad 2 days after a bath, he constantly follows me around, he wakes me at 0300 to play, he poops in the basement, and I just love 'im.

pjnickles · Mar 27, 2006

Very,VERY CAREFULLY!
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DO NOT meddle in the affairs of dragons because,to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.