"Hunkering" is where "Manhood" was "invented", where the "Book of Man Laws" was written and is enforced. Hunkering is where the entire history of "Manhood" is passed on to the next generation, though the use of very strict and time honored traditions.
"Hunker Eddiequit" says nothing of "steak or ground beef" It requires LARGE chunks of RED MEAT, not fillets, NY strips etc, to be roasted lightly over a HUGE open fire.
During the the "roasting of the meat, the "REAL MEN" talk, pass on KNOWLEDGE of importance, such as, where to find a supply of animals to kill to procure MORE large chunks of red meat for the next hunker. It is where the "young" sit quietly and "attend" to those who are old enough, and wise enough, to hunker. Dreaming of the day when they too, can "Hunker"
It is NOT a "beer swilling event, although beer, and other "adult male beverages" are consumed along with the large hunks of red meat. Hunkering was started LONG before IPA was invented, by city people, and therefor not allowed.
WOOOOMANS are NOT allowed at hunkers but all of Man's knowledge of "WOOOOMANS" is passed on during hunkers. It is where the "young males" get the basics about WOOOOMANS so they can giggle about them in the locker room before and after gym class.
