The other day, I am driving down I95 minding my own business when out of the shadows comes something that is BIG, dark and running along side the road. I slowed down and it was a Pig that had to be at least 300 lbs. About 300 feet south of this piggy, was a flock of pigs.
Today, I am sitting here minding my own business watching the Epcot fireworks and here pulls up a sprinter. The guy comes over to say 'hey' and I had to ask him about his 'deer guard'. He thought it was funny when I called it that. He said "son, that there is a pig guard". He told me the story how he was driving down some road at 3 in the morning to go fishing and he hit one the them "d*mn oinkers" that was running along the road and totaled out his sprinter. So he vowed not to have that happen again. I couldn't take a picture but it is a work of art. If anyone knows what a Reunel bumper is, they will have an idea how big this thing was. He said he already tested it out on one of the creatures.