Canada Dear Canada

AMonger · Jul 2, 2010

Hey, remember that movie called Operation Canadian Bacon?!?!?! Alan Alda plays the US president who, in an effort to boost the American economy and morale, decides to get into a cold war with Canada, just some name calling, farting-in-your-general-direction stuff, but then it goes awry. Some Americans get mad and actually cross the border and hijinks ensue. Canadians are portrayed as unfailingly polite, even to the invaders:

American: We're going to take your capital!
Canuck: Ottawa's that way, eh.
American: Don't lie to me! I know your capital is Toronto!

Moot · Jul 2, 2010

PJJJJJ, I'll send OVM back to you guys "freight collect" for a case of Labatt's 50 Ale.

moose · Jul 2, 2010

"Shalom Harlow" !!!

jujubeans · Jul 2, 2010

Moot said:
PJJJJJ, I'll send OVM back to you guys "freight collect" for a case of Labatt's 50 Ale.

Oh no you won't...

Bruno · Jul 2, 2010

Turtle said:
I don't think such a blanket thanks has yet been given. I would do so myself, but I would be afraid to offend any inactive members who may at some later time become active members. So, rather than risk offending someone, I'll just thank Canada for everyone and everything, same as I blame them for everyone and everything. Seems to work well.

You offend someone? Naw your the EO joker. You post some funny things at time Turtle.

Turtle · Jul 2, 2010

Me? The EO Joker?

teamjdw · Jul 2, 2010

Don Cherry ,and his suits!

AMonger · Jul 3, 2010

Ah, I forgot!! Isn't Justina Bieber a Canuck? We'll take Celine Dion, Alan Thicke, and Keanu Reeves back if you take Justina Bieber away forever. And yes, I typed Justina on purpose, since he has no testosterone.