barney
Expert Expediter
This one is for everyone who:
A) has kids
B) had kids
C) was a kid
D knows a kid
E) is going to have kids
A guy was packing for a business trip and his 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said,"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.
When he returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied,"What happened to my booger?"
A) has kids
B) had kids
C) was a kid
D knows a kid
E) is going to have kids
A guy was packing for a business trip and his 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said,"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.
When he returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
He said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied,"What happened to my booger?"
I'll bet that ATeam is considering the decision not to have children to be a very good one!
