Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead
> prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
> from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny
> afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said,
> "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
>
>
> The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
> since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still
yearns?"
>
>
> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
> consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful but
> not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks,
> and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension".
>
>
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
> Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother". The fairy godmother
> replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second
> wish?"
>
>
> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young
> and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once,her wish became
> reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.
>
>
> Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.
> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish;
what
> shall it be?"
> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I
wish
> for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
>
>
> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological
> make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the
likes
> of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
>
>
> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
> life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
godmother
> was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
>
>
> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
> Cinderella sat,breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect
> man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
> transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular
> arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as
> he whispered.........
>
>
> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
> prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
> from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny
> afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said,
> "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
>
>
> The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
> since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still
yearns?"
>
>
> Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
> consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful but
> not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks,
> and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension".
>
>
> Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
> Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother". The fairy godmother
> replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second
> wish?"
>
>
> Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young
> and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once,her wish became
> reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.
>
>
> Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.
> And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish;
what
> shall it be?"
> Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I
wish
> for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
>
>
> Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological
> make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the
likes
> of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
>
>
> The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
> life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
godmother
> was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
>
>
> For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
> Cinderella sat,breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect
> man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
> transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular
> arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as
> he whispered.........
>
>
> "Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
