CharlesD
Expert Expediter
A man went to a restaurant and ordered eggs benedict. The waiter brought it on a hubcap instead of a plate. The man asked why his eggs benedict was served on a hubcap and the waiter replied, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
A former Communist party official named Rudolph was walking with his wife through Moscow when it began to rain. The temperature was close to freezing and it was a kind of precipitation that is hard to tell if it's raining or snowing. Rudolph's wife said, "Oh look, it's snowing." Rudolph said, "No, I believe it's raining." They argued for a while about whether or not it was raining or snowing and finally Rudolph looked at his wife and said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A former Communist party official named Rudolph was walking with his wife through Moscow when it began to rain. The temperature was close to freezing and it was a kind of precipitation that is hard to tell if it's raining or snowing. Rudolph's wife said, "Oh look, it's snowing." Rudolph said, "No, I believe it's raining." They argued for a while about whether or not it was raining or snowing and finally Rudolph looked at his wife and said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
