Christian One Liners

Lawrence

Founder
Staff member
Don't let your worries get the
best of you. Remember, Moses
started out as a basket case"

Some people are kind, polite,
and sweet-spirited - until you
try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisers

It is easier to preach ten
sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create
anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes and
sand gnats come close.

When you get to your wit's
end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want
the front of the bus, the middle
of the road, and the back of
the church.

Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on your
front door forever.

Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better
pastor, it only needs to pray
for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete,
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people
change churches; what
difference does it make which
one you stay home from?

A lot of church members
who are singing "Standing
on the Promises" are just
sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges

Be ye fishers of men.
You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men
to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross,
not the curve.

God loves everyone, but
probably prefers "fruits of the spirit"
over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God
instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never
as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never
take you to where the Grace
of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message,
the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person
is by what it takes to
discourage him.

The best mathematical
equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.



Lawrence,
Expediters Online.com


Education is the best defense against the media.


The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.



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guest

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A church here had on it's sign:

"in the beginning, it was Adam and Eve...not Adam and Steve!"

There was quite a stir x(
 
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