Check your shampoo bottle -

OntarioVanMan · Sep 18, 2011

Now I know what has been happening to me all these years.
Check your shampoo bottle label.
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!
It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning. FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved!!!
If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!!

leezaback · Sep 19, 2011

try a sleek and shinny shampoo if dawn doesn't work. they use dawn on alot of the critters that have fury bodies-if it doe not disolve the tough fat at least you should fluff up nice

skyraider · Sep 19, 2011

leezaback said:
try a sleek and shinny shampoo if dawn doesn't work. they use dawn on alot of the critters that have fury bodies-if it doe not disolve the tough fat at least you should fluff up nice

I like fluffy women, they keep me warm in the winter and shade me in the summer. Remember, everythings better with Blue Bonnet on it,omy

the fluffy statement is not true,lol. but the blue bonnet is......................

Ragman · Sep 19, 2011

OntarioVanMan said:
Now I know what has been happening to me all these years.
Check your shampoo bottle label.
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!
It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning. FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!
NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved!!!
If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!!

Ya got my wife laughing, and she doesn't even read these posts.