Pappy
Expert Expediter
A little bird living way up north decided to not fly south for the winter. He watched and chirped as all his friends departed. In a couple of days the weather turned bitter cold and the little bird realized he had made a grave mistake. Immediately he was in the air headed south at a furious pace. In almost no time at all, his wings iced over and he crashed to the ground in the middle of a barn yard and was almost frozen to death.
Soon, a cow wandering around poops on the little bird. The warm cow poop thaws his wings and warms his entire body. Thankful and happy to be alive, the little bird pokes his head out of the cow poop and begins to chirp!
The old tom cat hears the chirping and decides to investigate. The cat seeing such a lively lovely dish just could'nt resist eating the little bird.
This story has 3 morales:
1. Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy!
2. Everyone who gets you out of a bunch of poop is not necessarily
your friend!
3. If you are warm and happy in a bunch of poop, you need to strongly
consider keeping your mouth shut!
Pappy 35 year veteran driver E Unit
Soon, a cow wandering around poops on the little bird. The warm cow poop thaws his wings and warms his entire body. Thankful and happy to be alive, the little bird pokes his head out of the cow poop and begins to chirp!
The old tom cat hears the chirping and decides to investigate. The cat seeing such a lively lovely dish just could'nt resist eating the little bird.
This story has 3 morales:
1. Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy!
2. Everyone who gets you out of a bunch of poop is not necessarily
your friend!
3. If you are warm and happy in a bunch of poop, you need to strongly
consider keeping your mouth shut!
Pappy 35 year veteran driver E Unit
