Apologies to any blondes ......

EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
Blonde takes her computer in for repair and the techie asks for her password so he can get into her setting to fix it.

The blonde says "MickeyDonaldGoofyPlutoMinnieWoodyBuzzLondon"

Geek says "Why the long password?"

Blonde replies "The manual said it had to contain at least 7 characters and a capital."



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EnglishLady

Veteran Expediter
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. "What on earth are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, “but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World!"


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Turtle

Administrator
Staff member
Retired Expediter
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
 

cranis

Expert Expediter
Driver
This is the story of a blonde, flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead

And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the

Ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything

Will be fine! Now, give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

" O.K." says the voice on the radio...
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ."
 

Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Oh My!

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zorry

Veteran Expediter
A blonde walking along the south side of a river yells to a blonde walking along the north side of the river
"Hey,how do you get on the other side of the river ?"
The blonde on the north side of the river is upset as she responds
" It's girls like you that give us blondes a bad name ! Hey dummy, you are already on the other side of the river !"
 

jjoerger

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
US Army
And then there was the blond that ran out to her mailbox everytime her computer beeped and announced "you have mail"

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