The F.B.I. is conduting a anti-terrorist push on Saturday. All Americans are required to participate. Instructions follow below:
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not a terrorist and to show support for all American women. No matter what your eyes see, do not commit suicide.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on to all your friends and neighbors and extremely important for all to participate.
MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not a terrorist and to show support for all American women. No matter what your eyes see, do not commit suicide.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorism sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on to all your friends and neighbors and extremely important for all to participate.
