And That's When The Fight Was On......

Brisco

Expert Expediter
Ever had one of these days?

My day started like this.........

I rear-ended a car this morning. Didn't mean too, it was just an accident. That's all.

So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how sometimes you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah? Well, I could NOT believe it, the driver of the car I just hit was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me through the window, (all I could see is the top of his forehead) and yells out loud "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!!"

So, I look down at him and yell back, "WELL THEN, WHICH ONE OF THE 7 ARE YOU???"

And that's when the fight was on..........
 
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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
There is no need to make fun of the chromosomally handicap.

obviously it was not Dopey either...

Dopey is the only dwarf that does not have a beard.
He is clumsy and mute,
with Happy explaining that he has simply "never tried to speak".
 
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