Advice needed

[Ragman]

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Why is there air?
Why do elephants mate for life?
Why are there ardvarks?
Does God really look like George Burns?
Why do people think George Lopez is funny?
Why is Moot obsessed with chinchillas?

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[Brisco]

You should buy our book.

That's right....I forgot about this new trend on EO!!!

None of our valued information we used to enjoy sharing with each other is free anymore. We all want to make money off what little, or vast, knowledge we've all acquired.

With that said, feel free to send me my 1 million dollars to my paypal account at [email protected].

I'll be waiting...............Hell, I'll even cover the paypal fees for ya.

 

[purgoose10]

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