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A Texas midget went to the doctor because his nuts ached nearly all the time. The doctor told him to stand on the exam table and drop his pants.
The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and instructed him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" exclaimed the physician. Placing his finger under the right testicle, he asked the little man to cough again. "Aha!" the doctor repeated, reached for his surgical scissors, and began snipping, first on the right side, then on the left. The midget was so freaked out, he was afraid to look but noted with amazement that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his balls still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around
the exam room and discovered his nuts were no longer aching.
"Perfect Doc," said the midget. "And I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots Hoss."
The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and instructed him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
"Aha!" exclaimed the physician. Placing his finger under the right testicle, he asked the little man to cough again. "Aha!" the doctor repeated, reached for his surgical scissors, and began snipping, first on the right side, then on the left. The midget was so freaked out, he was afraid to look but noted with amazement that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his balls still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around
the exam room and discovered his nuts were no longer aching.
"Perfect Doc," said the midget. "And I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots Hoss."
