$73 per turtle. That seems like a lot of no-money to have to deal with 451 turtles.
You know those springy snakes they have in the fake cans of peanut brittle that come flying out when you open the can? Great fun. I think it would be very kewl to put 20 or 30 of those in a suitcase, and on the outside of the suitcase put a sticker that said "Live Snakes" or "Live Turtles" or something, and then watch the hilarity ensue as Customs opens the case.