This morning to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the Supreme Court's decision of Roe vs. Wade, I ate 2 bald eagle eggs over easy and a side of dolphin sausage. Uh, wait a minute. I think bald eagles and their eggs are protected by the federal government. Maybe they were chicken eggs. Is it legal to eat dolphin? What about tuna safe dolphin? Uh, maybe it was really pork sausage. Yeah that's it. Pork sausage and chicken eggs.
Hey I lived to tell about it!
I can't understand the reasoning behind the dolphin thing.
I mean ok they are cute in a sort of ugly way but have you ever worked with them or been around them? They stink.
The same goes for seal lions, my God what a stench. My wife was on the phone with me while I was on vacation in Cal a bunch of years ago and asked me how cute sea lions are up close and I told her I would rather stick my face in used kitty litter than to stand next to sea lions.
I digress....
The other thing is what is up with this Dolphin being Federally protected?
Why?
I want to be able to fish them and eat them like other people do around the world. If we are to embrace diversity mess in its true fashion, then Dolphin needs to be served at the best places, right along with the quarter pounder and fries - "I want a number 14, dolphin sandwich with extra tartar sauce, large coke and fries please"
I heard once that we protect them because they are smart and they are mammals. Well the last time I checked, pigs are mammals too and I think pigs are way smarter than Dolphins, I seen pigs open beer cans and drink the beer and we hunt and eat them, so what gives?
I don't see a stinking dolphin open anything.
I know pigs are used for truffle hunting, when was the last time you were in France and seen a dolphin find a truffle near an Oak tree or for that matter any where?
Remember Arnold Ziffel?
You know that he was not as smart as other pigs but still was able to go to school, play the piano, was drafted into the army and won a trip to Hawaii where he most likely felt like eating a dolphin too when he got there.
What did Flipper do?
Not a d*nm thing I can think of.
Save the planet from emotions, embrace diversity and eat dolphin.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, dolphin-kabobs, dolphin creole, dolphin gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple dolphin, lemon dolphin, coconut dolphin, pepper dolphin, dolphin soup, dolphin stew, dolphin salad, dolphin and potatoes, dolphin burger, dolphin sandwich - that's about it.
