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DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes...

DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes...

Dear American Taxpayer I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain . My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you...

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, think about this! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all...

THE BUFFETT SOLUTION: Everyone knows that Warren Buffett is not just another “talking head.” He is just plain smart, that is how he became amongst the most respected and wealthiest men in the world. On a recent CNBC show, Buffett reportedly said “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes.”...

These are all the programs that the new Republican House have proposed cutting. Read to the end. • Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. • Save America's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. • International Fund for Ireland ...

By Henry Briggs....Mainline Media News I should be laughing at our dysfunctional government, but I’m not. Minnesota is becoming a very funny example of what a dysfunctional government can look like. They shut down government over money disagreements and are now spending like drunken...

Mexico to cut duties on U.S. after trucking deal | Reuters

A political tune for you... YouTube - ‪When You're Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)‬‏

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed No interest in me...

There once was a man named Wiener Who had a perverted demeanor. He was forced from the Hill For acting like Bill. Now the Congress is one wiener leaner.

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, Who had 8 kids already, Three who were deaf, Two who were blind, One mentally retarded, And she had syphilis, Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one...

In a little coastal resort town everybody was feeling the pinch of the economic crisis, and because there was little tourism, everybody was living on credit to keep their small businesses afloat. One day a wealthy tourist arrived in town and presented himself at the only hotel in the center of...

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Food Stamp cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job. Put me in charge of...

These are all the programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting. Read to the end. * Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. * Save America 's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. * International Fund for Ireland . $17...

YouTube - ‪Klavan's One-State Solution: Give the Middle East to the Jews‬‏

By Dr. Walter Williams Mason University Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can't. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won't tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama's...

Was = January 2009 IS=Today Hey - You wanted CHANGE.....................Well you got it After two years of Obama ...Here's your change! ( from Sam Durbin....'rather scary' ! ) Source Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S. $1.83...

Someone please tell me what's wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!! Both republicans & Democrats We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,??????????? In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti ...

The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez and published in a Spanish newspaper. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world. REMEMBER AS YOU READ -- IT WAS IN A...