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    Under the Scotsman's kilt

    The drunk Scotsman (lyrics) - YouTube
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    The bank robber

    A hooded robber burst into a Kansas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Kansas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked...
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    Pocket tazer testamonial

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a...
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    Senior strategy

    You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get...
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    Irish singers on Cheap Flights

    Cheap Flights with subtitles - YouTube
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    Fantastic Pistols

    The Only Pair of Matching Singing Bird Pistols, Attributed to Frères Rochat | Watches | Video | Christie's
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    Classes for women that are taught by men

    Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sun, Jan. 29, 2012 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in...
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    Churchill

    The current plight of the Costa Concordia reminds me of a comment made by Churchill. After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship. “There are...
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    A week of smiles

    MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl...
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    The talking centipede

    A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet...
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    An Irish Blessing

    This Blessing Is For You
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    Cancer Cure

    I found this link where you can watch Burzynski the movie for free. It runs about 1 hour and 48 minutes. Another look at one the potential evils of capitalism. Profit over humaness. A sad story really, that we are all subjected to by some greedy power hungry bureaucrats and corporate low lifes...
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    Indian wisdom

    An old indian chief was being grilled by a white bureaucrat and he said "Chief, you've seen the white man and all his ways for the last 100 years. You have witnessed his wars, his progress, his contributions and the changes he has wrought". The official continued, " how do you think the white...
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    V-12

    A handmade miniature working V-12 engine. Smallest in the world. Watch it being made and then being fired up. Biertijd.com // Media » Hand Made Mini V12 Engine
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    The power of words

    The Power of Words - YouTube
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    Sowell on the Occupiers

    Dr.Thomas Sowell (born June 30, 1930) is an African American economist, social theorist, political philosopher, and author. A National Humanities Medal winner, he advocates laissez-faire economics and writes from a libertarian perspective. He is currently a Rose and Milton...
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    Where are the men who brought down Wall St.?

    Where are the three men who brought down Wall Street? WhERE ARE THEY NOW? Surprise Answer At The End... The three men who brought down Wall Street. Here's a quick look into the three former Fannie Mae executives who brought down Wall Street (Remember the housing bubble, and...
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    New preamble to the constitution

    NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our...
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    2011 Darwin Awards

    It's with great pleasure that I announce..... It's that time again.....The Darwin Awards are out! These Annual Honors are given to the persons who did the human gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. You may recall that last year's winner...
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    Sleeping with Mick

    The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess...
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