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    The Trump Card...

    I didn't dodge the question. I answered it. The border situation has been a national emergency for decades, and Trump tried for 2 years to work with the Dems in Congress to fix the problem, but they're more interested in subverting him politically than they are in securing the border. They're...
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    Load One Feb Thread (so original lol)

    This doesn't even make sense
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    The Trump Card...

    Just lost all credibility with that one.
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    The Trump Card...

    Because the Dems are still so butthurt that he won in the first place that they'd rather see the country lose than see Trump win.
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    Load One Feb Thread (so original lol)

    Atlanta needs an enema. Maybe that will loosen up traffic.
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    Load One Feb Thread (so original lol)

    I'm on Atlanta now .Not so rude. That wind all the way down here was kinda annoying tho.
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    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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    Load One Feb Thread (so original lol)

    I was in Phoenix, Tucson, Nogales El Paso and then Cleveland and Detroit. How rude .
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    The Fake News Depot

    I'm on board with that. Excpt the hole farting cows thing. You know, methane. But cows are way, way down on the list of methane producers on this planet. Most methane is produced by decaying debris from natural sources such as wetlands, rivers and streams, gas hydrates on the ocean floor, and...
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    Governor Northam

    In a move to distance themselves from Virginia, West Virginia is considering changing the name of the state to East Kentucky.
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    Drug Testing for Vans

    Load One does not require CDLs for vans, yet we are subject to mandatory drug testing (after an accident) and random drug testing, just like everyone else. See Question #1 (well, mainly the answer) Random Testing
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    The Trump Card...

    I wish Alexandria Nocerebral-Cortex was 33 years old so she could run against Trump in 2020.
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    The Fake News Depot

    Two white guys wearing MAGA hats go to the Southside at 2 AM carrying a bottle of bleach and a noose. Sounds more like a Netflix Original.
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    January 2019 NewYear of the # 1

    Too many jokes .
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    Cargo Van Commercial Insurance

    I've got my van and my authoritah and I'm gonna rake in the cash.
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    Coming back on EO with new username

    Expert Status, points, join date, PMs, all of that is merged into the new account.
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    January 2019 NewYear of the # 1

    Y'all have fun with the whole Polar Vortex thing. I'm Leitchfield, KY to Phoenix AZ.:D
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    The Trump Card...

    Trump could walk over to the Reflecting Pool in DC and walk across it, and the headlines would be... TRUNK CAN'T SWIM
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    Big League Chew Chick

    First we had Gillette and their "The best a soyboy can get" ad campaign. Now this will be hitting the store shelves on Feb 1st. Because of course it does.
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    The Trump Card...

    Wait. What? The news media presenting stories that make Trump look bad?!? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! As for Trump losing House seats in the Midterms yeah, that, like, never happens.
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