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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"...

12 Calls to Tech Support 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover...

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was...

Here ya go guys... did a quick 'dogpile' search for Wild Bill's Santa pic.... heh heh....

from an email... "Give My Cat a Line Cut" The story goes that the owner of this cat is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging...

I found this site of great avatars tonight.. thought I'd share it with the rest of you. Something for everyone, plus you can resize them, and save them to your own server.. www.avatarity.com Dreamer [b]In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird...

To those who think the "little things" are not that important when specing a truck, or personal vehicle.. I submit this photo. Do you think he's glad he didn't go for the cheap trailor hitch?

I found this on another forum, and thought it worth reposting here..LOL....

Local police are looking for a subject accused of robbing many motorists. If you have any information, please notify authorities. This is theft of the worst kind and must be stopped. Police artist sketch attached...

OK.. I was lookin thru the archives here, looking to see if anyone had any free downloads listed that related to driving .. Found this game in an old post by Wild Bill.. and I've been drivin the family nuts playin it.. My wife says I sound like some twisted ol man back here laughin... and it's...

[font color="red"]Happy New Year [img src="http://lyricaldreams.250free.com/otherpics/HNY8tn.gif"] [font size="+1"][font color="green"] Here's hoping everyone has a Fantastic, Record-Breaking year! May all your dreams and wishes come true... [img...

Well... DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( I shoulda known..... As most of you know, I'm experienced in expediting, first starting back in 1993 with Roberts(D1115), and then a couple years ago drove for them again under the FedEx name til my truck(D3650) got yanked by a...

Things you don't hear on most of the major media.... "Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1..." Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1 ...the first battalion of the new Iraqi Army has graduated and is on active duty· Since President Bush...

That was a nice article on Diesel Diva and Doggie Daddy! Nice to get some insite on you two. Thanks for doing the interviews, and giving us a peek into your lives... now I love that truck more..LOL. :9 :9 :9 Dreamer

Now that I finally upgraded to a better computer, able to access stuff better, I never find anyone in there....... (for those who don't know, it's on the homepage!) :) :) :) Dreamer

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN...

Ok... figured I might as well throw my first contribution in for the humor side! :) :) :) Here ya go guys! [img src="http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/lyricaldreamer/manremote_1.jpg"]