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This was posted a couple of times over the last couple of years to answer the constant question that comes up about expediting. That question is, can I make a living at expediting etc.etc?, from novices and wannabes. The only thing I can see that has changed from the time I originally posted...

California recently passed a law to make English the official state language. However there will be some minor changes over the coming years. read the explanation. The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather...

You´re sitting around somewhere waiting for the next assignment, you don´t feel like watching TV, so here is a list of things you can get at your local library, for a quick read. THE WORLD´S THINNEST BOOKS. 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 18. HOW TO...

Collards is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway...

Over the years, in all weight classes of trucks, I have also been a victim of overzealous scale house "goons". It comes and goes. Weave was right in the sense that, some will find a minor thing to pull you over, and that gives them an excuse to roll under your truck on a creeper, and really give...

AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to...

I saw something on here last week that Teacel put up about seeing if you are the weakest link. Here is a more exact and easier way to tell where you are on the food chain. Read the following sentences as fast as possible aloud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat...

Bill..great simple sentiment, that I enjoyed and forwarded.

STUDY FINDS YOU REALLY DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE In Grand Scheme of Things, Your Hard Work, Diligence, Found to Mean Squat London, England (SatireWire.com) — In an unprecedented study, British and American researchers have concluded that despite what you've been told at work, you really don't...

When you were children did you read Dr. Suess? Well imagine if the good doctor were a tech write in this age of computers If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the...

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself...

I look on this forum, and I see all of these names floating by, and I wonder where they came from. Some are pretty obvious, others real creations. So just to satisfy my curiosity, tell us where you got the name you use here, or the CB handle you use on the road. My name, here on the forum, is my...

Lawrence..I have probably used the Atkins diet longer than anyone on this forum. It has been my principal weight regulator for years. If you read my two previous posts, I pretty much summed it up. And I would venture to say I tried ALL the popular diets over the years. I tried the low fat, when...

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby...

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six...

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon...

As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes. I've learned that...

I don´t often get stuck on an internet search, but I searched all over the net trying to find price comparisons on rebuilding heavy truck engines. Does anyone out there know a web site that lists prices of rebuilding the big engines? Or, does anyone know the average cost of rebuilding a cummins...

A follow up: I think I´m pretty much average in my rate of weight loss on this diet. The hard part is sticking to it, at the family functions, parties, and special occasions. On the road, it´s easy. of course it gets boring at times, but yu have to hang in there. You just have to stick to meat...