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Read this, this morning: The recession is already in its 15th month, making it longer than all but two downturns since World War II. For now, everything seems to be getting worse: The Dow is in free fall, jobs are vanishing every day, and one in eight American homeowners is in foreclosure or...

11 Most Expensive Catastrophes in History # 11. Titanic -$150 Million The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be...

THE TEST During a visit to a mental institution, I asked the Director, How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or...

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.' The boy pleased with...

Swedens health care system: Government health care advocates used to sing the praises of Britain's National Health Service (NHS). That's until its poor delivery of health care services became known. A recent study by David Green and Laura Casper, "Delay, Denial and Dilution," written for the...

This woofer is something! Gin The Dancing Dog

Ink, it`s interesting that I posted the same topic as you, but under a different title, which was the way I received it. Makes one think that emails travel at the speed of light and the good ones get everywhere relatively fast. Also interesting, is the response generated by yours and nothing...

The Daily Mail (UK) wrote this editorial about Obama Obama's Victory--A British View A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the US mainstream media who...

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an...

Is anyone out there having any success selling their truck? I see alot of what I consider good buys on EO`S classifieds, and on some of the truck sales sites also on EO, as well as some of the industry truck papers. However on all the foregoing, I keep seeing the same trucks over and over, for...

A lady educates U. S. Senators on the 2nd. Amendment Pay close attention to her closing statement. If you missed it; play over and over until you get the point. After watching the video all I can say is: Watch their faces as she speaks. She understands the 2nd Amendment in a way...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 Bills falling out of your bag."...

"The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I...

Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on...

You think the CDL is tough, or the Hazmat? This is what 8th graders were expected to know.... in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. If we had to take this test, today, could any of us have...

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store put...

So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas Ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Water representative says...

How good of a shot are you? Versus Country Bag A Monster Buck Game