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My friends, Salutations from Dakar! Allow me to extend my seasonal greetings! For My Democrat Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral...

This is very interesting, and also it's amazing how tough these old cars were. YouTube - Ford Model T - 100 Years Later

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. OUTSTANDING. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles...

A blue moon is most commonly defined as the second full moon in a calendar month. Contrary to popular belief, it does not have anything to do with the color of the moon. -- The last blue moon was on May 31, 2007 and the next blue moon is Dec. 31, 2009 -- New Year's Eve! -- A blue moon occurs...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up...

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...

Ray sings. YouTube - Ray Stevens - We The People - RayStevens.com

College is a bunch of rooms where you sit for 2,000 hours or so and try to memorize things. The 2,000 hours are spread out over four years. You spend the rest of the time sleeping, partying, and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college: 1. Things you will...

Twas the night before Christmas and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and...

Lee Marvin, I knew about, but Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. Rogers!!!! You Would Never Have Guessed Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked to be 76.. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) His death reminded me of the following story. Some people have...

Here are some holiday tunes to brighten up your ride. Playa Cofi - Christmas Songs Choice

This is why candy canes are all made the same. As you watch do not click on anything (except "Start") as it will automatically flip for you. Will you be able to eat one again without thinking of this? Candy Cane Legend Christmas Card ~ AngelRays Christmas Greetings E Cards

We get up at 5:00 am, have a quick breakfast and join the early morning Walk and Talk Club. There are about 30 of us. Rain or shine we walk around the streets, all talking at once. After a nimble walk avoiding irate drivers out to make us road kill, we go back home, shower and change for the...

*the rules of rural pennsylvania are as follows: Listen up city slickers!!!! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' no matter how slow you drive, you're going to get...

This is for fido. http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/pdShell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3173936/graphic1

You have to see this. Clever. YouTube - Hallelujah Monks

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true...

This artist was a pioneer in this kind of computer animation, and over the years I've enjoyed her work. She was way ahead of the pack, when I saw the first one. This is a new one, I never saw before today. merry Christmas, and send it on to your family and friends if you wish...Louixo The...

MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD ! THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God. It...